Where’s Falwell when you need him? For the world is surely coming to an end.
First the bees started disappearing by the millions. Now a few thousand of them have taken aim on their mortal enemy: people in matching t-shirts. It’s time to start taking drastic measures. I say if we have to sacrifice a few hunderd walk-a-thoners to save the global food supply, let the bees have them. Of course, I hope that they’ll have satisfied their blood lust before the end of June. That’s when we’ll be taking part in Seattle’s Relay for Life to benefit the American Cancer Society. I think I’ll bring a pack of smokes just to be safe.
…And of course, there’s also West Nile virus killing off the birds. Nature has gone crazy. Save us Al Gore! We might be able to live without birds. We might be able to live without bees. But if we loose the birds and the bees, it’s all over.